Party: Palentine's Day (5th Annual)

Party: Palentine's Day (5th Annual)

Jokes Please! is an award-winning stand-up comedy show that happens every Thursday at LMG.

Doors are at 8:30
Show 9pm (We were sold out at 8:45 last week so come early for seats!)
Cover is 5
Drinks are 4

It's our 5th annual Palentine's Day show! We celebrate FRIENDSHIP and all of the MASSAGES that entails.

- Propose toasts not marriage
- Date handwritten letters not the office hottie
- Take out chinese food not Tinder strangers
- Kiss corporate butts not significant others
- Go steady with cameras not your Netflix partner
- Dance with death not the one with the kind eyes
- Marry a sandwich not the sea

WHERE IS FRIENDSHIP DAY!? I want a day where you give a card to your good pals, flowers and chocolates to your good buddies. I want a stat holiday where you and your closest 1-7 friends all go to a fancy dinner to laugh, talk and look into each other's eyes and chant, "FRIEND-SHIP! FRIEND-SHIP!"

Why isn't there a day set aside to get hot oils and rub down your friends' bodies and tell them that they are the only friend for you (even if there are 7 others you are massaging in the same room)? WHY? Who knows?

So come with your pals and tell your significant others to bring their pals too but NO SMOOCHING! HOT OIL MASSAGING ONLY*!

*HOT OIL IS BANNED FROM JOKES PLEASE! for being too burny.