Party: Cats - Jokes Please!

Party: Cats - Jokes Please!

Jokes Please! is an award-winning stand-up comedy show that happens every Thursday at LMG.

Great line-up tonight!

Cats! Love them or loaf them (to ‘loaf’ a cat is to leave it alone and let it sit like a loaf of very pettable bread).

Facts: Kittens become cats. Cats become lions. Lions become Muffassas. Muffassas become killed by Scar. Scar is a big jerk.

Jane Stanton
Kevin von Helvete
Alex Wood
Mark Nesbitt
M'Beth Schoenfeld
Morris Bartlett
Ross Dauk

Doors: 8:30
Show: 9pm
Door: $5
Drinks: $4

Tis cash only! But free if you are a cat or kitten or lion!