Party: Figs in Wigs: Top of the Plops

Party: Figs in Wigs: Top of the Plops

START YOUR BANK HOLIDAY WEEKEND OFF RIGHT AT....
TOP OF THE PLOPS

The worlds gone potty so we are gonna party like its the year poo thousand.

We know you have all been waiting with const(ant antic)ipation for Hi-brow's return, so pack your douche bag, get your shit in gear and put your foot on the gas, cos we're back(side) and it's gonna be messy. Its top of the plops and we are gonna play all your favourite number twos and the greatest shits all night long for you to crap your hands to.

This club night will give you the runs for your money. Tell your friends but not your enemas. A turd off the entry price if it's your bidet. NO ARSEHOLES OR SHIT STIRRERS

Dress code - Shart Casual

It bank holiday weekend so leave your skids at home and LET'S GET RECTUM whoopeeeeeee!

Featuring performances from: SH!T THEATRE / Mamuru Iriguchi / Poosannah Poolett

Celebrity appearance from Dr Gillian Mckeath

Disc spinning by: DJ Sueage / Thom Shaw

THINK: Disco, Poopular Pop, Bubblegum Poop, Discopoop, 70s Funk, 70s Punk, 80s Poower Ballads, 90s RnPoo, Timeless Garage, Number 2's, Theme tunes, Millennium classics, Dance Classics, Hip Hop Classics, Classical classics

And Fun stuff like: Video fart corner / Facies booth corner

B.Y.O.S. bring your own stool

If you're desperate to go just follow through with it and book now. That way we won't drive you round the U-bend with marketing on faecesbook.
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FRIDAY 28TH APRIL
FIGS IN WIGS presents TOP OF THE PLOPS
9PM - 2AM
PRICE: ADVANCE: 4.99 SQUITS
ON THE DOOR:8 SQUITS
OR £6 SQUITS IF YOU'RE WEARING A MONOBROW!

NEWSFLASH: CLUB EVENT TICKETS HOLDERS GET 20% OFF PRE-CLUB DRINKS 'N' GRUB IN OUR The Workers Arms (6-9PM)! JUST SHOW US YOUR PRE-BOUGHT TICKET AT THE BAR! (PUB ONLY)
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